Thursday, June 14, 2012

Questions For The Author


Now that I have a few short stories on the market, I'm already getting the classic questions.

1) “What's your book about?”

2) “Can I have a copy?”

3) “Why do you write horror?”

4) “Where do you get your ideas?”

5) “Can I pick up a copy at Wal-Mart?”


To address these questions:

1) "What's my book about?" My short stories appear in collections called anthologies, with the exception of a sing short I have out now Amazon, DARK DWELLINGS. In the anthologies, I'm along side authors just as skilled, or better, and a lot of them are freaking amazing.

My story, POTATO MAN, appears in the anthology, Grindhouse, which is about a serial killer who has figured out how to manipulate the supernatural world. This isn't something I go into a much explanation about since it's a short story, and it is a grindhouse style story. Anyways, at the beginning this chainsaw wielding maniac is shot to death by the police. All but two of his victims are dead, the ones who weren't so lucky lost their hands to the chainsaw wielding maniac,and the hands are missing. He comes back after the survivors, killing some more on his way, and to make matters worse, the severed hands that were never found come back.

It's a crazy tale, but I had a freaking blast writing it.


2) "Can you have a copy?" With the exception of contests I hold online from time to time, all copies must be bought. Sorry guys, this is a business and if I gave copies away (assuming that I had the extra copies, this book or any other) no one would make the money they earned. Between long hours behind a keyboard on my end, and all the other writers who labored on their stories, and the hard work that goes into formatting a book, it wouldn't be fair. There might be future promotions, but I'm not clear on this. Over all, my stories, and all others, are written to be sold.
3) “Why do I write horror?” Well for one, it is fun. I grew up on horror stories though most of them were movies, and a lot those movies were from Stephen King novels and short stories. Along with Gray Brandner's The Howling. Although when I first started writing I wrote crime fiction and thriller, there was always a part of me wanting to write horror. I have a thing for scaring people, creeping them out, or just straight terrifying them. And with horror I'm allowed to do that, they give me permission to the moment they crack open a Dale Eldon story. Although I like other genres, and I'll write whatever I want to write depending on the story.

4) "Where do I get my ideas?" Like most writers, they come from a strange looking muscle called (are you ready for this?), THE BRAIN. An idea will come to me, and I explore that idea. I play what-if games. And I'm sick and twisted to my characters, so those games make for great brain-storming. But sometimes an idea comes to you from actual people or places. Some of my ideas will come from an actor, or a line in a movie or TV show. Or two different movies or TV shows. The story will in a sense write it self in my brain. Or my favorite, people at work. Some from the bosses, fellow employees, or even better, the customers. I put up with a lot of crap from them because I'm in fast food they think I am their personal slave since that is my job. And they love to abuse that right. When I am really peeved, to the point I want to light them all on fire, some the best ideas come to me.

Lucky for them I'm a writer. So it's fictitious people who bite it. There is a rule, never tick off an author. They will kill you in their stories. This is very true. And to make matters worse, I'm a horror author, killing people in stories is the name of the game. That, and mind-screwing them. I get play head games with all of the characters involved. And did I mention that it's fun?


5) "Can you pick up any of my stuff at Wal-Mart?" Oh boy, do I wish. I'm not Amanda Hocking, any stories or books that I write won't be found at most retailers, however, they can be found on my author profile at AMAZON. One of these days, my work will appear at Wally-World, and brick and mortar stores. But for now, only online.


I'm sure these questions will become more and more interesting, and I will answer this one in a preemptive strike, NO, nothing that I write will EVER be like Twilight! I do, however, refer to it in some stories. It's kinda hard to write vampire stories without some reference to sparkling in the sun. If I ever write paranormal romance, I will still keep the vampires monsters. Because, that is what they are.
While you are here, feel free to check out my Amazon Author Page, give it a “LIKE” and scroll down and click on Grindhouse. Crowded Quarantine Publications now has the anthology in both, Kindle and Print. Even if my short, POTATO MAN isn't for you, there 16 other chilling tales in this twisted tome.
Keep reminding yourself, it's only a book...It's only a book...It's only a book

From some of the best writers in the genre comes this all new collection of exciting, exploitative and downright nasty tale. From bug infestations to body mutilations, no stone is left unturned by these sick and twisted minds. Marvel, if you will, at the evil teddies; try to remain calm as the babysitter gets more than just free food and a nice tip; come out from behind the sofa and finish the tale about the flesh-eating clowns; regulate your breathing as the pole-dancer learns some new tricks. It's all inside this terrifying anthology, and much, much more.

BUY GRINDHOUSE HERE!!! IF YOU DARE!



A new freak-show is in town, set up in an old abandoned factory, House of the Macabre which is all fun and games until one of the freaks begins to kill off the others.

His name is Gummy. He was born with a freakish face and pale skin. Mocked all of his life for looking like a clown, he got a job as one. But this clown isn't your garden variety, he has a taste for human organs. Aaron Stanson, a newbie to the House of the Macabre gets his first dash with the evil clown when his girlfriend, and fellow freak comes up missing. Aaron who is probably the most normal of the bunch will face off against the worse the world has to offer.

REVIEWS
"Not for children, a truly sinister work from the imagination of the author, Dark Dwellings is a horror story: A classic horror story in contemporary times.
"It is claustrophobic, gory in places, revels in it's own dark scares, and will chill the reader to the bone...
... and not much scares me." ~Mark Taylor, author of, THE HUMAN CONDITION
"House of the Macabre is built in an old warehouse and provides a few scares for the price of admission. But this cheap establishment is the dwelling place for genuine horrors. Aaron Stanson will go from mocked-up zombie, to fleeing prey from the twisted diminutive clown known as Gummy.

"Who or what is this silent figure with painted face and snaking tongue? A trip into the monster’s lair will reveal a grisly scene and an awful truth. Aaron must fight for his very survival in the midst of a charnel house, where one false move, will lead to a fate worse than death. There is nothing funny, about the clown known as Gummy."~Donald White, author of, VENGEANCE AND VALOR, and LADY KILLER

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The look. The sound. The smell. It's not over yet.

Rainstorm Press presents "I'll Never Go Away Vol. 2"

Written within these pages are the tales of those who have loved, lost and taken. With explicit thoughts and actions, this book is perfect for those who love a frightening story. Horror is not just blood and gore. Real horror are those thoughts that play with our mind.

DAUGHTER'S PREY by Dale Eldon,

In DAUGHTER'S PREY, Tracy is stalked by the man who murdered her mother. Twenty years of hiding in plain sight, Lance Carlson plans his final move.

But Tracy is starting to make a new life for herself, move on from her past.

In doing so, she will inadvertently befriend her mother's killer, forcing his hand to step up plans.

Tracy will come full circle, and confront her ultimate fear.
PICK UP A COPY OF I'LL NEVER GO AWAY VOL 2 HERE!



My drabble, SHATTER, is a quick piece of sickness. This is a collection of short stories no more, no less than a hundred words a piece. A fine collection to take to the john... if you dare.

PICK UP A COPY HERE!!!





1 comment:

  1. No kidding! I like to share other author works, rather than compete against them.

    I was saying the other day that anyone who catches on to the fact they die in my story should be thrilled. A lot of people will enter contests just for a chance to be killed in their favorite author's book.

    What can I say? I'm not one for subtext :^D

    Thank you! I hope enjoy the anthology. It really is a sweet collection!

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