Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Author Rhonda Hopkins


VIA Rhonda Hopkins' blog:

What are you working on now?

I’m behind due to life issues, BUT I should have PREDATOR out soon. While it’s not the first I’ve written in my Courting Justice series with Court Investigator, Tori Matthews – it is the first I’ll be releasing. It’s novella length and I believe it’s the perfect place to start the series.

Three missing girls. A family in crisis. A predator on the hunt. Can court investigator, Tori Matthews, find out the truth before it’s too late?

I’m also working on getting THE CONSUMING formatted and it should be out soon as well as a single short story. It was included in the TALES FROM THE MIST ANTHOLOGY last year.
Serena knows her late uncle wasn’t crazy. So when she inherits his sprawling Carolina mansion and leaves the big city to restore both his home and his name, she uncovers a mystery that could cost much more than her sanity. As the house slowly reveals its dark secrets, and the extent of her peril becomes evident, she’ll settle for escaping with her life—if it isn’t already too late.

The cover was done by Jeffrey Kosh. Isn’t it spooky?


What experiences have influenced you?

Definitely have to say that twenty years worth of investigating child abuse/neglect and custody issues has given me some unique perspectives. I can say I’ve seen the very worst of people and the very best. From evil to near Saint-like behavior. I’ve had guns and knives pulled on me, been threatened and stalked. Been cursed at and thanked. I’ve been alone in places that even the cops don’t go alone.

Having been blessed with a great family and growing up in a small town have also had a tremendous influence on me. I think I have a lot to share.


How would you describe your writing process?

Have an idea. Start writing. When I get to the point I need to know more about a character, I figure that out – take a few notes and get back to writing. I research as I need the info. Then I rewrite. Throw a bunch out. Keep a few things in the cut folder for use later maybe. Rewrite some more. And some more. I’m without a doubt a pantser. I enjoy figuring out what’s next and am often surprised.

I usually have more ideas than I can get to at any given time, so when I do have one, I’ll write when the idea strikes until I have enough down that I can remember where I’m going with it and put it aside until I have finished whatever I’m currently working on. Then I choose from those I have pieces of to start on next.


What is the hardest part of writing?

Like Todd and Greg – finishing is the hardest part for me.


What would you like to try as a writer that you haven’t yet?

I wrote a short story for Christmas one year. I shared it recently with my critique group. They all thought it would make a wonderful Hallmark Christmas movie. So my next thing to learn is scriptwriting. I think it will be fun! Yeah, okay. It’ll probably be hard work too, but still fun!


Who are the authors you most admire?

Dean Koontz and Stephen King of course influenced the horror writer in me. I’m in awe of Nora Robert’s prolificness and her ability to keep the writing fresh.

As for indie writers, I have to say: Christine Claire McKenzie, Stacey Joy Netzel, Dale Amidei, Tamara Ward, Cate Dean, D.D. Scott, Alicia and Roy Street, PJ Sharon, Natalie Owens, and the rest of the WG2E Street Team. I must also mention Aiden James, Tiffany A. White, Sandy Rowland, Myndi Shafer, and Amber West. And of course, Todd Brown, Greg Carrico and Catie Rhodes. One thing I admire about each of these authors besides writing great books I love to read is their generous spirit. They all help other writers and find time to help in other causes as well.


What scares you?

Some days – everything. Others – not much.

I think my biggest recurring fear is that my work isn’t good enough. And that after all the classes, the learning, the writing and the rewriting, the editing and the re-editing, it won’t be enough. When I have those days, I just have to take a few moments to breathe. To remember that people like Todd Brown and others I respect have said I’m talented. And that’s usually enough to calm my fears – until the next time.



Monday, May 20, 2013

Author Michael Mulvihill


Today Michael Mulvihill of SIBERIAN HELLHOLE joins us. So Mike, tells us about your book.

Set in the time of Perestroika for ten years, a vampire and a demonic horde lives in the Kamchatkakarai region of Siberia. Their intention is with the aid of an underground portal to hell to take over the entire Siberian region and the world. But there's great tension amongst these hordes of vampires, demons and zombies, especially amongst the vampire horde who are under the leadership of Ethagoria Nebsonia. They see the one who they must report to Asmodeus as intransigent and useless and responsible for them having to live in caves whilst they could be busily destroying the entire region as they see fit.

Through their eyes Asmodeus is a loser, a waste of space, who is busy making all kinds of promises such as he will take action and conquer this region, but this is never to any avail. Revolution occurs within the two factions causing the Vampires to decide this conquest is theirs to avail if they should want to. And what help will they get? Well a Gas excavating company arrives in the region who are about to excavate under this Siberian ground to what shall be a portal to Hell, with the promissory of all Hell breaking loose on Vodka Valley and the world.


What were your inspirations for writing SIBERIAN HELLHOLE?

There was a German short story about a bunch of guys on a mountain who are snowed under and they start going mad and engaging in cannibalism. This inspired me to write what was a short story about a guy called Tobias who lives in a hut in Siberia. Tobias has to do so so much to combat loneliness, cabin fever, madness and most of all, the Siberian cold. On the night we are introduced to him he feels his hut is about to be invaded and thus goes outside his cabin armed with a gun onto a pitch dark forest where he goes out to meet his enemy in the dark, cold Siberian forests.

When I finished the story I let it settle. You know the way you let wine just settle and it matures and what you get is a better product, it can be the same with a story. I finished writing off this first part and I thought, will I focus the entire novel on this one man in a hut? I realized I could not just focus this novel on one solitary figure, so I decided to explore the village and the valley of this place and find out for myself what it is about this place that is so dark and so creepy amongst the social upheaval that this is set in during Perestroika. What I got in return was the novel Siberian Hellhole and basically a village in Siberia which is about to be possessed by Devils and Vampires and a few Orthodox Russian Christians who wish to stop this tide of depravity from destroying their village and valley.


What other stories are you working on?

I have written 85,000 words of my second novel which is about a vampire living in Dublin who wishes to acquire the blood of aristocratic, rich, noble people in the belief that this will fill him with strength. He must find a way of accessing this precious blood supply in order to get what he wants, he will do anything to fulfill his objectives. Is he a narcissistic disordered sociopath with oppositional defiant disorder? Well I would prefer to call him a plain old vampire who likes his blood and will ravage you of your life blood and everyone else that takes his fancy.


What is it about horror you love?

Well my newest inspiration is from Finland. Tomi Kerminen made a movie called Behind The Cross (Maccabre Media 2013) This movie helped me see how rich, wonderful, wild and free spirited we can bring this genre of horror to. His depiction of Father Michael is a character that is more vile and real to me than Hannibal, and this fine indie movie showed me how much more I can bring to my work.I hope it rubs off on me.

I am also inspired by Edgar Allan Poe, Bram Stoker, psychoanalysis, read all of Freud, psychopathology influences me, I mean I have read so much about mental disorders, and more, much more. I have an open mind. I love hammer horror, True Blood, Anne Rice, and I also love genres outside of horror of course, because I think if you want to be a good horror writer you must have knowledge that relates to not only the genre of horror.


It was great having you here, Mike!

Thanks so much Dale it was a pleasure to be here.



Post-Perestroika has visited Russia and Tobias the Muscovite is out of work and looking for just about anything to make ends meet. He moves to a remote outpost in Vodka Valley, Siberia, where his duty is to guard a plot of land for oil and gas exploration by The Rusky Company. At first isolated, cold, lonely, and feeling alienated, he has gradually grown accustomed to and even accepted by this remote wilderness.

Little does the young watchman know that at night he is sleeping above a buried secret more hostile than Siberia's weather. Just beneath the surface gurgles the mouth of Hell, waiting to be opened and spew forth. Privy to the secret, an unholy band under Asmodeus, demon leader of dark forces, and Ethagoria Nebsonia, master of the Siberian Vampires, have taken up residence in this land.

Their influence has caused humans to change in Vodka Valley. People have become more strange, indifferent, envious, greedy, and violent towards one another. The Devil prowls Vodka Valley looking for the ruination of souls, and expects the dark legions to plan and wreak havoc on an apocalyptic scale. But, thanks to the local Russian Orthodox Church's resurrection from the ruins of the communist regime and the revival of spirituality, the Devil may not have the last word in Vodka Valley.



Thursday, May 16, 2013

CONTEST From 5-16-13 till 11-01-13


I have decided to do a special contest, though this one is a little different. I'm looking to drive up sales of not just my short story, DARK DWELLINGS, but the anthologies I appear in as well. So far the anthologies that are out I don't get royalties, but I want them to sell since it gets me out there. Not to mention they're really great collections from so many fantastic authors, all of which I'm a fan of.

I really want to see sales go up, so here's the hubbub, bub:

From now, May 16th 2013, till November 1st 2013, I want to drive my short, DARK DWELLINGS up by a hundred copies. Or fifty copies of any of the anthologies I appear in. This is an either, or sort of thing. (And no, free downloads don't count, and I will keep a close eye on each purchase and the price on the same day, I have to in order to ensure sales are going up)

When you purchase any of these titles, make sure to share it on FB, and if you're not a friend of mine, then make sure you share this post publicly or friend me so I can see it. Make sure I see your proof so you can be counted. 

THE PRIZE AND WINNERS:

A book of your choosing from my list in print, with my autograph. Except DARK DWELLINGS since that's not in print. Unless something (something that I can't say yet) happens before then, and I am able to have a print version, but more on that later *winks*.

I will pick THREE winners. That's right, out of all of you who purchase, I will pick THREE winners, shipping on me! One book per winner of their choice from the list below.

THE SACRED LIST FROM WHICH YOU MUST PICK: 
(I will add new titles as they are released, if they are released before the deadline)


Keep reminding yourself, it's only a book...It's only a book...It's only a book

From some of the best writers in the genre comes this all new collection of exciting, exploitative and downright nasty tale. From bug infestations to body mutilations, no stone is left unturned by these sick and twisted minds. Marvel, if you will, at the evil teddies; try to remain calm as the babysitter gets more than just free food and a nice tip; come out from behind the sofa and finish the tale about the flesh-eating clowns; regulate your breathing as the pole-dancer learns some new tricks. It's all inside this terrifying anthology, and much, much more.


200 drabbles by 77 authors all in one place for your reading pleasure, and all in a nice compact book that fits in the hand for when you visit the smallest room.

BTW, David Moody even has a short in this collection *winks*


The look. The sound. The smell. It's not over yet.

Rainstorm Press presents "I'll Never Go Away Vol. 2"

Written within these pages are the tales of those who have loved, lost and taken. With explicit thoughts and actions, this book is perfect for those who love a frightening story. Horror is not just blood and gore. Real horror are those thoughts that play with our mind.



A new freak-show is in town, set up in an old abandoned factory, House of the Macabre which is all fun and games until one of the freaks begins to kill off the others. 

His name is Gummy. He was born with a freakish face and pale skin. Mocked all of his life for looking like a clown, he got a job as one. But this clown isn't your garden variety, he has a taste for human organs. Aaron Stanson, a newbie to the House of the Macabre gets his first dash with the evil clown when his girlfriend, and fellow freak comes up missing. Aaron who is probably the most normal of the bunch will face off against the worse the world has to offer. 

REVIEWS

"Not for children, a truly sinister work from the imagination of the author, Dark Dwellings is a horror story: A classic horror story in contemporary times. 

"It is claustrophobic, gory in places, revels in it's own dark scares, and will chill the reader to the bone...

... and not much scares me."~Mark Taylor, author of, THE HUMAN CONDITION

"House of the Macabre is built in an old warehouse and provides a few scares for the price of admission. But this cheap establishment is the dwelling place for genuine horrors. Aaron Stanson will go from mocked-up zombie, to fleeing prey from the twisted diminutive clown known as Gummy. 

"Who or what is this silent figure with painted face and snaking tongue? A trip into the monster’s lair will reveal a grisly scene and an awful truth. Aaron must fight for his very survival in the midst of a charnel house, where one false move, will lead to a fate worse than death. There is nothing funny, about the clown known as Gummy."~Donald White, author of, VENGEANCE AND VALOR, and LADY KILLER
I'm very serious here, I can't get out to market, so for now home-bound marketing is all I got. And you have six months to participate. Which gives me time to save up the postage. 

Also, any new anthologies that are released by then (or my novella for that matter) will be added to the list. 

I will update this post and reshare as new choices are released. 

Keep it here for Eldon News!




LOOKING to Self Publish?

My cover that I formatted for DARK DWELLINGS
Here are the deets if you really want to self publish:

First off, other writers who are traditional only, or even presses might look down at you. Because anyone and their dog can self publish. If you study up on how to, then you can have your book up on Amazon and ready to download in a matter of a few hours; and there's a lot of junk out there. No matter what you may think of a lot of the work that gets published through the traditional markets, they at least have editors, cover designers, and a marketing plan.

So, if you can handle this, then I will show you the tools to at least produce a good copy of your book. This is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, (etc) important! Give the naysayers something to put in their pipes to smoke on. Show them you're an author worth being taken serious. If you don't and your book sucks, I can't blame them for their outlook toward you. But IF you crank out a good story (that part is up to you), and IF you are willing to do whatever it takes to be professional, then I can help.

First off, a little pimpage from me, if you would like a cover design for your book, I can help. For a cheap price. Yes I charge, due to the economy sucking, and not getting any better anytime soon I have to branch out.

If you'd like to contact me my email is: utopianwar@yahoo.com

Just type Cover in the subject. I start out at $30. What I do is find for you a picture you like (assuming you don't have one with the legal rights, you can even you use pics you have taken) and you tell me generally (or specifically) how you like it, and I keep playing with it until you like it. I have photo editing software so I can try several different techniques. I can also use various fonts for your title and name, along with effects on them.

I can also do print covers, but I charge more if you don't have the picture you want. For this the picture needs to be 24,000 by 1,600 in size, and 300 dpi. The print version has to be better quality in order to turn out right.

Example of my formatting work:
Left, before; right, after.
Photo by Markus Gann

Left, before; right, after.
Photo by Markus Gann
EDITING:

You will need a good editor, and mister Garrett Cook is not only a popular author, but a pretty darn good editor. So check him out!


As I have already mentioned, editing is super important. You must have a good editor if you are going to be taken serious.
HOW TO PUBLISH ON SMASHWORDS:


This is very helpful, and make sure you read all the material, and you can use this knowledge for Amazon, just make sure you don't have the words: Smashwords Edition in the info page of your book when you do.

AUTHOR CENTRAL ON AMAZON:

This is something that comes in handy regardless if you self publish or not. But first you need to publish your book.

Here's my author central page:

DALE ELDON'S AUTHOR PAGE

And here is where you can go to publish your book, and where you can go to start an Author Central Profile:

AMAZON SELF PUBLISH PAGE

AUTHOR CENTRAL


That may not seem like a lot, but it is. And this isn't about marketing yet. I will do a post on that later. But for now, along side actually writing a story, you have the tools to get a book out there. If you don't feel I'm the one for you on covers, no biggie, I know of some artists who do this too, and a lot of them will design the picture itself. Though the price is much higher. All depends on what you want.

Until next time...


In case you haven't checked it out, here's my short story, DARK DWELLINGS, only 99 cents!




Sunday, May 12, 2013

WORK Related-A New Writer Prompt

For this writer prompt exercise, I offer an idea that should be easy for many of you. A lot of us work crap jobs where our bosses are ungrateful for what we do, scold us like we’re children even when we go above and beyond. I know I’m tired of the idiocy of management, especially when at this point I’m stuck at my current job.

So here’s an idea: lets say you come into work, the shift before leaves you a bunch of crap that they’re too lazy to do before they leave. You have your own crap you have to do. But before you can leave for the day you have to finish all the stuff they left for you, which takes almost an additional hour. The big boss comes in, he’s spitting mad because his store manager talked down him and he had to get said manager demoted, which put him in the spot of store manager. His job has also been threatened by his boss, so he sees you getting off your shift an hour after you should be off his clock, and talks down to you, basically threatening your job.

Write 500 words minimum on a scene on how you (or your character) would handle this situation. Or lets say what you would do to this boss (fantasy world mind you)  if you had the chance. From non-violent to the most macabre.

GO!

(Not directed at the awesome managers and employers out there, I know a lot of you are good and fair people. As an employee and a former manager myself I thank you, and appreciate you!)



Monday, May 6, 2013

TAKING Things Further: WIP VENGENCE IS MINE

Note: WIP means Work In Progress.

In the spirit of justifying things that shouldn't be, based on a damaged logic, I've created a new organization that makes a specific act that's illegal, legal. I'm not going to argue for either side of this organization that has been created for in my novel, VENGENCE IS MINE as it's only one part of the arc, but rather something for the reader to decide.

When I took a criminal law class years ago, I did an essay on the fetal death statute vs abortion, and I called it, THE SPLITTING OF HAIRS. My teacher who was a defense attorney loved it, not sure if he agreed with my point, but he enjoyed the paper nonetheless. We live n a society that objects to one poison while embracing another. We care about one segment of life, while shrugging off the other. We pick and choose who and what's important, then justify why those who aren't important can just kiss it. This isn't about war, I hate war, but there is some legitimate justification for it even if we never get the real story on the actual events (speaking generally). I'm talking about civil atrocities.

We The People will bicker to the end of time over things that take a back seat to greater calamity all because said calamity is considered a right. There are some things in this country that are deadlier than a bullet. Whether it's from a syringe, or the stroke of the President's pen (no particular President, any fits the bill).

In my novel, VENGENCE IS MINE (Urban Dictionary definition of Vengeance: as in a violent revenge caused by a violent act), I take the protagonist down one of the darkest roads you can go in a realistic setting. I use ideas and government bills that have been, or is currently being considered, or suggested for future consideration by those in power, and those bucking for it. We The People can be very sharp and stop some things in their tracks, but others are like bacteria in the crack of the foundation of our country that sneak past us. Those in power play us off of each other while doing what they want, and those of us who stand at opposite ends can a lot of the times agree to this thought.

I'm keeping VENGENCE IS MINE objective. It won't be pro or anti anything. It is for better or for worse the world we live in and the journey of one man as he comes to terms with his own personal calamity, and what he has to do for himself in order to survive.

A writer who's unwilling to improve him/herself, who's unwilling to write beyond their own perception will never be fully ready for the pen. It's in this broader sense that a writer can become more, where they can move from the legend of their own mind to the real world and leave behind a legacy that will inspire others. Or maybe I'm over thinking this concept. But there's a reason I love writing stories that pushes past my perception and connects with outside views. I can't write an entire novel without including this objectivity. I can rant on a soap box about my feelings and opinions, but in order to be fair to my characters, I must do as God did with Adam and Eve, and let them make their own decisions. People will do what people will do. For good, for best intentions, and for evil, it's in this freedom granted to the characters that leave such inspiration.

By the way, I'm not yet ready to reveal the organization I created as I want it to be a surprise. I even created a cute ad for it. But I can tell you that for my protagonist, it won't be what's right for him. It serves as one issue with his mind that takes him by the hand down an even darker road. Sometimes we suffer such great despair that we take on something much, much worse thinking at the time it's genuine salvation, and end up compounding the original problem.

Everyone needs two things in life: Justification and Salvation. Justification for wrongs we commit, and salvation for the justifications we took. It's an ugly circle, but for some, there's a way out and it's not always what we thought it was to begin with. No matter what higher power, or lack-there-of you believe in, there's always a curve ball that takes our perceptions and swings it into a new direction.

I know most of these posts are nothing more than me sharing thoughts, and giving my two-cents, but anyone is welcomed to weigh in. Feel free to share your thoughts on the craft, talk about your favorite authors and books that have taken stories beyond their own perceptions and have made a literary legacy in their works. Or authors and books that has stuck to their own perceptions and have become legends. After writing this post, I thought of two who used their own perceptions and have become legends. But at the same time, I agree a lot with those authors, so they're legends to me. In the big picture, I don't know, I still say objectivity wins. Or an author can write two different books, one in favor, and one against their views. A little Devil's Advocate.


Saturday, May 4, 2013

BLOGGING Like a Pro


Although it hasn't been an easy venture for me with The Eldon Blog, and I'm still working my way up, I have been slowly making my blog successful. Some writers on the other hand just can't quite get there. Here’s what I do:

First off, I write all posts in Microsoft Word, edit, and reread. I also reread in the post preview. I use photos, I use to use pics from Google, but since this has come to be an issue, I make sure to only take pics that are for commercial use. But I haven't found a lot that I like. So I take my own author pics and run them through a photo editor, I also take other pics and blend them. I took one of a plastic shopping bag and one of a window with rain drops, and merged them. Thus creating my own images. Except for my face, I don't care if people reuse my pics, I'm not a star photographer, and I'm just doing this so I can blog without spending a lot of money. Though you can also go through stock photo sites, make sure you read the details though before purchasing.

You see, pictures with posts get attention, and if you pick good pics, they set the mood. 

I do author interviews as well, though this for me isn't an exact science. Sometimes I get overwhelmed and forgot about the interview I'm supposed to send out or, the author forgets because they too are very busy. But the more you have guests, the more views you will get. Maybe not a gazillion on every post, but you'll increase traffic.  

My blog design, boy this one has been a challenge since Blogger can be a jackass at times. The designing of it has been a huge challenge; I finally redid it on Google Chrome because it didn't agree well with Explorer. I've used Wordpress backgrounds converted for Blogger, but they mess up the layout. I've used default back grounds, but to be honest I wanted something a little more me. So I'm using a book cover that a friend designed. I bought the rights to use it, edited it up a bit to suit my book cover needs, and it was ready to be used. It came in handy when I went through my images. 

Play around a lot with fonts and color schemes. Make sure your blog doesn't give people headaches because the font is off, and try to keep separate from your background. You want readability. I've seen blogs way more successful than mine with crappy font and color that bugs the crap out of me. Even bright red font on a black background can hurt a person's eyes. Though this isn't an exact science either, not all computer screens show the blog same. Some are darker than others. I had to play with mine a lot to get it the look it has now, and even then I'm sure it's not perfect. 

Have a theme. Mine is horror, though I dabble in other things too. But I keep it fairly on target. 

I also check the HTML side of the post. Stupid little codes like to hide out there, messing with how I arrange my words. Anything with the symbol for the word "and" messes me up big time. I use "find word" and smite them with bloody fury. Use your preview post feature before posting. Make sure it's turning out to be something that will look fantab to the reader. A lot of people are either too busy or lazy to make their posts look great. Which is fine for them, but if you want to increase your pro-blogging skills, then take some time out and do it right. How the post looks in compose mode is a bit different how it will place on your actual posting. 

When using pics, make sure they have as less glitching as possible. Make sure they look sharp, especially author and book cover pics! For the author interviews I host, I stick the cover at the very top on the biggest size (which really only works on book cover shaped pics, most other pics will stretch over into your side bars) and I make sure it looks great. Catch the eye!

The author pics need to be clear so that readers can see a face with the brilliant author's words. I like to edit mine up, giving them an uniform look and still making the editing custom to the author. I use a lot of lighting and filters to bring out the best in each of them (with some rare cases I won't change a pic because it works fine for my post). It's about features, highlight the best features of the author, you edit too much and lose those features, and you make the author look bad. Not good! Make sure to pay close attention.

Share your blog on your FB profile and/or page, share on a few FB groups, but read the rules of the group first. Don't just go posting willy-nilly. Post to Google Plus, post to twitter, hook FB into Twitter so the posts from your page goes through. Be mindful how your post will look on Twitter due to the lack of word space. Make sure you have a good thumbnail from your blog, or post a pic with the blog addy, and make sure that fast readers who skim will catch the URL and are able to read your blurb about the post. 

Use the theme/topic of your blog where it will be best suited. Like with the groups.

I have my blog posts going through Myspace, Amazon, and a few old social networks I haven't been too in a while. 

Hold contests, do you have an extra book that's brand new or rare that is freaking awesome? Hold a contest. Do you have a self published book that you can give out to a selected number of readers? Same thing. Just make sure what you're giving away suits your blog, and is something people want.

If you keep at it, and you have friends who love your blog, they might share it for you on their profiles/pages. It's not a guarantee of super blog success, but I've done well from it. Do interviews if you have books or stories published. If someone from a nice looking blog wants to promote you, then go for it and share your blog in the interview!

If you post free stories, edit them fiercely as you would for a MS that you'd send into an editor. Have beta readers go over it. This is your chance to shine, so do it awesomely. 

Basically anything that you can do that isn't overly spammy do it. But try to keep people in mind. You have to pimp yourself in this game, but there needs to be a happy medium. If you post twenty times in one group, or twenty times in open groups where non-members can read your posts from their newsfeeds, then that's not a good idea. Share, but keep it classy. I've learned the hard way on the do's and don't's. 

I don't keep posting on schedule, but the more you post, the better you'll do. I get the most views from Facebook and Google search. 

Some of my back posts still get a lot of views. 

This isn't something that's extremely easy, it takes time and work. Some of it you just need to set it up nice, and leave it. But you always have to create good content and know where to share, and change your tactics as needed to promote without ticking everyone one off. You might tick off a few, well you can't please everybody. Just don't tick off your whole audience. Keep their interest in mind, without the readers your blog is nothing!

Be thankful of the readers, make sure they know it, and do what you can for them in return. The writer world is about paying it forward. Care for your ink-kin, and they will care for you. Just make sure you know the people you're helping, and do so with knowledge of what you're giving, and how much you're willing to do for nothing. A lot of what I do I don't ask for anything in return. I don't do it for favors. But if there are favors then I won't complain. Be respectful.

I think I've covered the nutshell. One more tip, have fun!

Feel free to offer blog suggestions in the comments! 




Thursday, May 2, 2013

MORE Writer Prompts


Are you extremely busy in every way but writing? Do you lack the energy to brainstorm? How about writing a drabble? A drabble by definition is exactly one-hundred words, and tells a story. It’s about a paragraph.

Take five of your favorite words (make sure they mean different things) and use that as your starting point. Find a way to include these five words into your drabble, and make it coherent.

Or use the picture of my eye to inspire a story, lol. Pictures inspire me all the time. 

Life is a beast, but we can learn to ride it.

:^)

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

ASPIRING to Stop Aspiring

Are you an aspiring author? No, you're not. If you're a writer at all, then you're a writer. What makes a writer "aspiring" is a person who's planning on writing. A writer needs to write. A few words here, a few words there. It doesn't have to be on your WIP. The next time you eat out and you dine in, have a notebook with you (a pad of paper, though if you must your laptop). Have a pen handy, and just think about anything. If it helps, clear your mind and let randomness fill it. Is their customer near you who loves to hear himself speak, and makes you wish you charged the iPod before you left the house? If so write it down, then add a couple elements to it to make this person a character in a possible story. Use what you have to write.

We are writers; making word-sauce is what we do. No one ever said it had to be Stephen King, and even the King of horror bows to editors, his wife (also one of his editors non-officially) and the onslaught of criticism of his work. And as he says, "a professional is the amateur who didn't give up."

You don't have to write the next great American novel, or sell the screenplay that makes you copious amounts of money. Maybe you're in this for the big bucks, and that's fine, but if that's all writing is for you, then I have nothing for you. But if you write because you're a writer, then the content in which you write can be anything. Only worry about your content and the quality of it when you decide to submit it.

I have WIPS, most writers do. But I also have a story I'm editing that needs to be sent back, and a couple of short stories to finish. We writers have an ongoing pile of stories to write. And new ideas are always popping up. Write them down, and try to remember where you store them (unlike me who tends to forget which notepad, or which computer file has the deets that I'm looking for). Keep back ups of all computer documents, I use Dropbox, I have it on two computers, I save in public space so all I need is my password when I use a different computer. I use jump drives and back up to Google Docs. I have problems with Google Docs glitching up, but it does make for additional storage.

There's a lot that may go into writing, but most of it is about life habits, and mostly small ones at that. I take my book bag with me every where I go, and I keep a binder with folders and two notebooks inside with several pens. It's my mobile command desk. Along with a Kindle (with not just books but files I uploaded so I can work on drafts without internet), and when I remember to pack it my laptop.

You can also just keep it easy, have a pocket notepad, and a couple of pens (at least three) on your person. There is no "aspiring" to write. You just do it. Now, you aspire to be published, and aspire to improve on your craft, or aspire to be more like your favorite author; but that's completely different. Look at yourself in the mirror, and say, "Self, you're a writer." Or something like that. It was when I stopped calling myself an aspiring writer that I became a published writer. Aspiring makes it too easy to put things off, and if you say you're something then you have to prove it time and again. Your words on paper or computer is the proof you're a writer. Program your brain to believe. If you feel in your heart of hearts that you're a writer, then prove it. Now prove it again. I'm sorry, I only kind of believe you, prove it again… You are writer, bleed ink on those pages!

Keep on writing, make those lovely batches of word-sauce, and call yourself a writer. Or a Pen-Monkey (Chuck Wendig's label he coined), I like that one personally. Now go snuggle with your muse, play Pattie-Cake, whatever you and your muse do ;^)



Monday, April 29, 2013

GENRE Bleeding

This sort of goes with my post on Dark Fiction, but I want to expand more on genre bleeding.

Sure you can write a horror erotica (horrorrotica), Christian horror, and so on. But I'm talking about sub genre here. Sometimes people really don't like it and prefer to stick to one or the other, while others love going against the rules.

What's best?

I love a good story, period. If it's written well I'm not going to care if followed every rule to the law in genre. This doesn't mean that it's a bad idea to write strictly genre. I say do both.

This is why I'm a dark fiction author. I'm learning the basics of each sub genre so I can write in genre, but also so I can blend them. You can't make a smoothy until you know what kind of fruit you want, and how the flavors are going to mix. Well there's trial and error, but the point is we're talking about writing something that's ten levels of OMG, triple dipped in awesomesauce!

If I want to write a story that is equal parts, Splatterpunk, Bizarro, and Sci-fi, as long as I do it well, I can't see why this should be a problem.  

We all love what we love, there's nothing wrong with that. If you are horror only, great. But horror itself can be a multitude of sub genres. I see horror in places most people don't. Some things scare the crap out of me that most just look at as so-so. I think stories that deal with a character having dementia is terrifying. Or stories about getting old and having no one to depend on, and all you get is a few bucks from the government who wants to take away more and more medical benefits. On that note, nursing homes. Being at the mercy of future generations, when there are plenty in this one that scare me (this statement does not reflect the care-providers who earn their pay and respect, who do an amazing job day in and day, even with long hours with crap pay, and cut backs.)

The arthritis which has haunted me since childhood, or the lump on my chest that acts up whenever I have indigestion. Or how about dying, believing in God and knowing you get to go heaven, but for some reason the Big Man has a plan that you don't get the memo on until you're there? Maybe we aren't as good as we should be, and God needs us to fix something within His plan. May not sound scary until it happens.

The art of horror is terror. An overpowering fear that hits us not just between the eyes, but straight to our soul. Horror can also use comedy and still keep the fright.

It's all about how you write it and sell it.

Know your audience, and make your story one heck of a punch!





Saturday, April 27, 2013

How to Get a Literary Agent and Publisher


Part three of Mark Malatesta's blog series, drumroll please... no, not a rimshot (good help is hard to find, hence this series). Mark Malatesta is here today for his interview as he breaks it down what he does in his new career:

What’s your philosophy on traditional publishing vs. self-publishing?

It’s almost always better to try and get a literary agent first, before self-publishing, so you have a chance of getting a traditional publisher like Random House (those who want to learn more about agents can get my free Guide to Literary Agents here). Traditional publishing offers more benefits: no financial risk because someone else is paying for the privilege of publishing your book; a higher quality product thanks to professional editors and cover designers; more profit due to better sales, distribution, and publicity; greater subsidiary rights opportunities like merchandising, translations, TV, feature film, etc; increased credibility and more book reviews; and the ability to spend more time writing, promoting, and doing what you love. 99% of authors would be better off trying to get a literary agent and traditional publisher (preferably with the help of a coach/consultant).


What kind of an advance should an author expect from their first book?

$0-30,000 is the norm, although there are exceptions. One of my coaching clients just got two offers from two different publishers last week, both bidding against each other and finally settling at $55,000. He’s an unpublished author and it’s his first book. Some publishers pay nothing or just a few hundred dollars, and every genre is different. Major publishers, obviously, have bigger budgets. And some lucky authors get six-figure advances or more. But it’s very rare and almost impossible to get that kind of advance without insider knowledge and/or the support of a coach/consultant.


How many query letters or author submissions did you receive as an agent? 

Approximately 1,500 submissions a month.


What kind of query letter does it for  you?

I have a proprietary list of 150 possible “ingredients” that an author can put into his or her query letter. It’s the same list that I used when writing my pitch letters (as an agent) to publishers. Yes, even though a lot of my pitches were made in-person and/or by phone, agent still need to write their own query/cover letters to accompany a manuscript. So I can tell within the first 1-3 sentences if agents are going to continue reading your query and/or request more material. So make sure you put something strong at the beginning of your query. If you have a testimonial from someone famous, say that. If it’s your high-concept hook or premise, say that. Don’t assume that agents are going to read your entire letter.

You have to give them a reason to do that, in the first few sentences. Another thing that you should do in your query letter is put your book in context. In other words, explain briefly what your book is like and/or not like (and why). Authors who show they’re knowledgeable about their market are much more likely to be writing books that capitalize on past and current trends… but also bring something fresh and unique to the market. For more info on this topic, click here to get my free 15-part Get a Literary Agent Guide.


Name a mistake authors repeatedly make that can severely hurt their chances.

One of the biggest mistake that authors make is getting lazy, defiant, or in denial when it comes to the query letter writing process. They spend weeks, months, or years pouring all of their passion into their book. Then they drop the ball with their query because they’re not sure what to do or how to do it. In essence, they let one email or piece of paper stand between them and getting a top agent, publisher, and book deal. I know that most writers would prefer to spend all their time writing in the genre or category that they’re most comfortable with. But you have to get educated and comfortable with query letters as well. They are their own art form, with their own separate learning curve. I think of queries as poetry, and they are… in their own way. But, more than anything, query letters are “sales letters.” And most authors don’t know a thing about sales letters (at least not at first).


How does an author spot a good literary agent from a bad one?

If an agent asks for you money up front, or recommends you to anyone that asks you for money, they’re NOT a reputable agent or member of the AAR (Association of Authors’ Representatives). Reputable agents don’t have affiliations or get kickbacks from editing companies or vanity presses or anything else. They simply get paid (15%) of whatever money you make AFTER they sell your book. And, if they charge you for expenses like photocopying and postage, that should come out of monies they made you as well. Reputable agents make money selling books… not by charging you to edit your book proposal or anything else “creative” on the side. For more info on this topic, click here for my free guide to finding the Best Literary Agent.


Upon acceptance for publication, how long does it usually take before it's released for sale?

Usually 6-18 months. That’s how long it takes to edit the book, design a cover, write promotional copy for catalogs and websites, and let the sales team start getting orders. If it’s a new publisher, or an established publisher starting a new imprint, everything might go faster. If a publisher has to cancel one of their other titles or something happens in the world to make your topic more timely, your publication date might also get moved forward. On the other hand, if something like 9/11 happens, it could get pushed back.


Tell us about the relationship between an author and their literary agent?

It varies greatly, depending on the personality of the agent and their chemistry with you. Some agents never get on the phone with clients and do everything by email and letters. Amazing, but true. Other agents are happy to meet with you face-to-face once in a while or at least once. The author/agent relationship is, first and foremost, a professional relationship, but some of those relationships develop into friendships. Some agents do a lot of book and/or career development. Most don’t. The only thing an author should really expect is that the agent is qualified to sell their book. Every agent should know which editors/publishers to approach and be good at negotiating deals and contracts.


What do you offer authors as a consultant and book marketing coach?

Literary Agent Undercover offers a free weekly newsletter, insider articles, audio and video training (including interviews with top literary agents), an online Directory of Literary Agents, an interactive “Ask a Literary Agent” area on our website, and 1-on-1 consulting. You can get instant access to all of those things here at Literary Agent Undercover. Founded in August 2011, Literary Agent Undercover has already helped dozens of authors (in the United States and abroad) get the attention of literary agents and/or get book deals with major publishing houses.


What kind of authors can benefit from Literary Agent Undercover?

Literary Agent Undercover is for authors around the world, writing in any genre, that fit into one of the following three categories:

1. Unpublished authors that are just starting to write (or pitch) their book(s).
2. Self-published authors who now want to find a real (traditional) publisher like Random House.
3. Previously published authors who’ve lost their agent and/or publisher and want to find a new one.


Do you still represent authors as an agent?

No. The only work that I do with authors now is in a coaching/consulting capacity.


Why did you stop being a literary agent?

The main reason I became a literary agent was to learn how to get my own books published. Since I was a young aspiring author at the time (25 years old), I saw managing (and later owning) a literary agency as the chance of a lifetime – for a while. After a few years, however, I knew everything I needed to know to get my own books published. And I started getting the itch to get my own books out there.

I also hated the most important part of my job as a literary agent: constantly staying on top of the wants/needs of every single editor and publishing house. Since I was based in South Florida, and didn’t have thirty years of experience and contacts in the industry, I was the proverbial fish trying to swim upstream. I had to work twice as hard to gain the attention and trust of editors and publishers. Obviously, based on my sales record (above) I was able to do it. But it felt like a grind. The thing that pushed me over the edge though was getting married. At that point I knew that I had to “get serious” about being an agent, long-term, and move to NYC… or close the agency to pursue my own writing and other things I wanted to do. I decided to close the agency, but I didn’t just “drop” my authors. I made personal referrals to other agents that I’d gotten to know so my authors wouldn’t get “orphaned.” I’m still in touch with a lot of them today.


What's your advice for authors looking for a literary agent?

There are only two reasons talented writers don’t get published. First, they aren’t educated enough about the publishing process. Second, most writers that are educated about the publishing process, aren’t willing to do the work that it takes to get published. Now I know that might sound simple, but it IS simple. Not easy, but simple. That’s the most valuable lesson that I learned (as a writer) going “undercover” as an agent for many years. Getting published isn’t luck, it’s a decision.

Visit my website at Literary Agent Undercover and sign up for instant access to my article and audio library, as well as my Directory of Literary Agents. You can also post questions on my blog about writing, literary agents, and/or getting published. I respond to every question personally, and, of course, I offer author coaching programs. Click here to learn more at Book Marketing with Mark Malatesta.


MARK MALATESTA is the author who went “undercover” as a literary agent for five years to find out how to get his own books published. During that time, Mark helped many previously unpublished authors launch their writing careers with major publishers like Random House. Mark’s authors have gotten 6-figure advances, been on the NY Times bestseller list, and been picked up for TV, stage, and feature film (with companies like Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks).

Now Mark helps authors of all genres get top agents, publishers, and book deals through his new consulting company called Literary Agent Undercover. Get free access to Mark’s articles, audio training, and Directory of Literary Agents at Literary Agent Undercover.

Friday, April 26, 2013

DARK Fiction and the Death of Horror?


So someone said (I forget who, a side effect of reading too much) that horror was losing popularity because the name had been changed to the term dark fiction. Their thought was that most people don’t care about horror so the genre name has been changed to bring in a wider audience.

I’m not exactly disagreeing, but the way I look at it is that dark fiction is a very vague description for horror like stories. To me horror is the back bone of dark fiction. Though the genre can technically include: paranormal, bizzaro, splatterpunk, steampunk, psychological horror, etcetera.

See, I write mostly horror, but I dub myself a dark fiction writer. I didn’t do this to appeal to a wider audience, or to water down horror. Instead I did it so I can get away with writing what I want.

If I decide to do a paranormal romance (still cooler than Twilight, I promise) I can. If I want to write something more mainstream and still have my dark undertones I can. Or when I write my bizzaro novel, I can.

I’ll write anything if I can do it well.

So what’s dark fiction to you?  Sure you can call yourself any title as an author you want, but whether or not you care about a genre title, what are your thoughts on the term? Is horror fading out? Or is it taking on a new label? Or are we just over thinking it?



Thursday, April 25, 2013

Mark Malatesta - Book Marketing Coach


Part two with Mark Malatesta from Literary Agent Undercover. Today we go over his background further.

Mark became a literary agent so he could learn more about how to get his books published. Mark is the former President and owner of New Brand Agency Group, and he helped many authors launch their publishing careers, including: thriller author Jim Brown (24/7, Random House), award-winning young adult author Carol Plum-Ucci (The Body of Christopher Creed, Harcourt), nonfiction self-help author Aggie Jordan (The Marriage Plan, Doubleday-Broadway), and best-selling gift book author Harry Harrison (Father to Daughter, Workman).

Other publishers Mark has secured contracts with include Simon and Schuster, St. Martin’s, Hyperion, Prentice-Hall, Workman, Andrews-McMeel, Entrepreneur, Barron’s, Amacom, and many more… resulting in millions of books being sold, as well as works being picked up for TV, stage, and feature film (with companies like Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks). Authors that Mark Malatesta has worked with have gotten six-figure advances, been on the NY Times bestseller list, been licensed in more than 30 countries, and won countless national and international awards and honors.

Mark is also a former member of the Association of Authors’ Representatives (AAR). Less than one third of all active publishing agents are members, because you have to qualify to apply. Mark also spent several years as Marketing and Licensing Manager of Blue Mountain Arts (the book and gift publisher that invented e-greetings, and then sold their e-card division for close to $1 billion at the height of the dot com bubble). Mark has been invited to write feature articles for publications like The Guide to Literary Agents, a column for WritersDigest.com, and he’s delivered keynote addresses and seminars at some of the most prominent writers’ conferences in the United States and abroad.

If you haven't already, check out Mark's site, Literary Agent Undercover to learn more on how to get a literary agent.


Here's a taste of what you get when you visit:
  • Complete article library (tons of great information and it’s often entertaining)
  • Audio/mp3 library (make sure you listen to his main mp3 about 7 insider secrets)
  • Directory of Literary Agents (the best book agent directory anywhere)
  • Webpage where you can ask questions about literary agents and publishing

Join me next time for part three where I get to interview Mark Malatesta, coming this Saturday!



Wednesday, April 24, 2013

DEFEATING Writer’s Block, One Word at a Time

Thanks to a friend from Facebook, I got an idea that might help in the war against the imaginary Writer’s Block (cue creepy diabolical music here, maybe something from John Williams). Writer’s Block is made up. It’s not there. Just like the stories we create, we create the block. Sometimes the story is like bowel movement and just doesn’t want to pass as fast as we would like. So how do we help keep our mental bowels moving regular? Come up with some prompts. When I can’t get back to my WIPs as fast as I’d like, I dabble with story ideas, so this part is easy for me. I have quite a few that I have collected that might end up in a story someday.

So the computer screen mocks you, does it? Does the nasty little cursor taunt you? Or maybe it’s winking at you? Maybe it’s trying to speak to you? What’s it saying? Maybe it’s talking to the voices in your head? Maybe it has a crush on you and you’re not wanting that kind of a relationship (you heart breaker). Maybe it’s aliens preparing for an invasion, or maybe you’ve lost your mind, and if you did lose it, ask yourself where would you be if you were your mind? And if you found your mind would the cursor still blink? (Well doesn’t that just fry your noodle?)

Write to yourself on the computer using some or all of these questions. In 500 words or less (as many words as you want, but I like to sound professional :^D )

The key to defeating a made up enemy, is by making something up to destroy it. Write it out! Word-sauce doesn’t make itself with your fingers! Well? Don’t just sit there staring at me, c`mon pen-monkey, make that sauce already!


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Author and Press Owner, Kevin Strange


One of the best new voices in Bizarro, Kevin Strange joins me today to talk about his new book, VAMPIRE GUTS IN NUKETOWN for free. Alright mister Strange, how about telling us about your new book.

A lot of people are saying it reinvented the vampire. I don't claim to be nearly as ambitious as that. I was just trying to write a really fun, conan-esque apocalyptic bizarro book that just happens to be about giant mutated batlike dudes with psychic powers. I will say that it was an absolute blast to write, and takes inspiration from ultra violent video games like Splatter House and Nightmare Creatures. It's bloody, sexy, extreme adventure. I don't recommend it for the faint of heart or easily offended.

Pure awesomesauce! Now, you seem to be very knowledgable in the Bizarro genre, how about telling us what it is about the genre that draws you in, and your thoughts of where it's going in the horror field.

I started my artistic career as a writer and director of obscure cult movies. Bizarro fiction is often compared to Troma and John Waters movies. When I started out making movies, I was emulating those kinds of films as well. There exists a micro budget film genre that I've seen called “Porno Horror” or just horror/comedy, cult horror, or whatever. There are quite a few dudes doing it now, but back in the early 2000s, we were few and far between. Eventually I grew extremely weary of all the bullshit that goes into making movies for budgets of less than 1000 dollars, and turned my sights to fiction.

At first, I had no clue that the Bizarro genre even existed. I'd grown up in the splatterpuk era with authors like Clive Barker and Poppy Z. Brite killing and fucking their way through books, but all with a serious, dark tone. I wrote fiction like that, too, at first. But the over-the-top satirical nature of my movies was calling for me to include it in my fiction. I'd never read anything like that before around 2010, honest to god. I didn't think it existed. I thought that somehow, my kind of bizarro storytelling method just didn't translate well into fiction, or the market was so small for something that like, that I was basically on my own.

It was while scanning through books on Amazon that I came across the book “John Dies at the End” which has connected to it in the “Customers also bought” section a slew of bizarro books. I was elated as I surfed through book after book with amazingly offensive covers and titles. The descriptions of the books were essentially the same as I'd have on the back of my DVD cases. I'd been writing bizarro fiction for years and didn't even know it. I've sense written two novels and countless short stories in the bizarro genre and have never looked back. I champion bizarro anytime I can get someone to listen. I love this shit.


So, you're the man behind Strangehouse Books Press, tell us about it? 

Once I became aware of the bizarro genre and saw what I think is its limitless potential, I decided to forgo the mind numbing and years long process of trying to work my fiction into a publisher's hands by starting a publishing house of my own, featuring a mash up of my favorite genres, Lovecraftian Horror, Splatter Punk (now called Hardcore Horror for some reason), and my new found love: bizarro. Our goal is to serve up some of the best genre fiction in today's volatile, ever changing literary environment through aggressive marketing, sheer tenacity, and endless touring. So far, 14-15 months in, I think we're doing an awesome fucking job so far.


SBP seems to be picking up a steam, any hints of what's to come?

We've always got something new coming out. Our next book is an anthology mash up of Lovecraftian bizarro stories. Really whacked out stuff. I can't wait to put this book out. It's got some of the most imaginative stuff I've ever read concerning Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos including one of my favorite stories I've ever written, called Mchumans. I just released an apocalyptic bizarro novel that I guess attempts to re-invent the vampire called, Vampire Guts in Nuke Town. That wasn't exactly my conscious intention, but I've been told my take on vampire lore is pretty unique. Beyond that, check out our website, www.strangehousebooks.com and see what we've got out and what's coming out soon. If you love weird, you won't be disappointed.


Awesome having you here, Kevin!


Guts is a bad motherfucker in a bad, bad world. The government nuked the sky ten years ago to combat a super fast spreading virus that turns humans into blood thirsty, ravenous killing machines that look more like giant, mutated bats than people. 

The new sky kills these "vampires" instantly, but at a cost. The entire planet is slammed with mega-high doses of radiation every time the sun comes up, completely changing life on earth as we know it, and completely decimating what little civilization there is left. 

In Nuke Town, Guts wakes up in a strange motel with no memory of how he got there. A brother and sister duo are the only two humans in sight, but are they friend or foe? As the paranoia sets in, and Guts begins to understand the true implications of a nest of sophisticated, mutated vampires, he must use all the cunning and skills that his years in the wasteland have taught him if he hopes to survive the horror that awaits him in ... VAMPIRE GUTS IN NUKETOWN!