An Assassination Attempt (Humor)

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning on killing him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, “How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to kill ya?”
“No”.
Replied the nervous immigrant.
“Did ya hear her tell someone else that she is gonna kill ya?”
“No.”
“Did someone tell ya that your wife is planning to kill ya?”
“No.”
“Then why did ya think she’s gonna kill ya?”
“Because I found a bottle on the dresser, I think she is going to poison me.”

He handed the police officer the suspected bottle. The officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, “What’s so funny? Can’t you see the label says ‘Polish Remover’?”

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