Showing posts with label Stephanie Meyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephanie Meyer. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

FIFTY Shades of Madness


And yes, I am the Big Giant Head :^P

The other day I read a blog post by the ever brilliant Chuck Wendig (an author and blogger triple dipped in volcanic awesomesauce!) who discussed the author of Fifty Shades of Grey, E.L. James writing a guide on writing. Okay, I know there has been an onslaught of remarks, insults, and copious amounts of laughter (that last one from me for sure), but to be fair, as poorly written as the book may be-or the series for that matter-the author has not only sold enough copies to supply public restrooms around the world (for reading material, what else? *Looks innocent*) but she has manage to get more people reading.

Personally, I don't know if the author is good or not based on writing a series that pleases the average person, she might very well be one of the best out there, but wrote "what would sell" over "good writing". Now when Harry Potter first came out, I didn't take it seriously, then I started to read a little and became hooked on J.K. Rowling. The woman can write. Stephanie Meyer who wrote Twilight, from what I understand when she penned the original manuscript, it was ten times better than what got published. Meyers seemed like an author who has the ability to write, and I did like the fact she added some nuance to the genre, but in the end with the exception of Rowling, these authors had to do whatever it took to get their work out there. Isn't that what a lot of us are doing?

Alright, anyone of you who know me, know I'm the last to back this kind of fiction. Me and mainstream very, very, very rarely agree on what's good writing. Mainly because so many of the audience for mainstream don't read, they watch movies and TV shows instead. Why read it when you can watch it? I have heard this TOO MANY TIMES!!!! In which I always reply, "Because the book is nine times out of ten… BETTTER!" But with the mainstream crowd getting into books now, the author about has to weaken their story if they want to break into that market. Madness? You betcha! And this isn't even Sparta.

To be fair, I, and many other authors out there do whatever our editors tell us to do. Of course the editors I work with are awesome and never mess up what I'm writing, and instead make it better, but still I do as I'm told. It's because this is how it's done, if I want to succeed, I need to play ball, and rightfully so. And it's not much of a secret that mainstream isn't for the most part high quality. I would love to have a best-selling book turned into a movie, and live happily ever after. But if I did, I would choose to be more like J.K. Rowling. The woman matured the characters so well from book to book, not only making you believe in them, but caring about their fate. Sadly, not every author can pull this off. Maddening.

So while I find it hilarious that E.L. James is writing this how to book, she did get into a market that made her who she is. She sold the books to prove it. Sure, it makes me worry about what will be expected by the next generations of readers, but hopefully there are enough J.K. Rowling fans that there is a chance for us. And who knows, maybe we can introduce them to some new ideas, and better written. Perhaps E.L. James and Stephanie Meyers can help us by being the innovation that brings on a new renaissance of intelligent books.

And before you shake your fist at me, just remember what manure does for a garden. We can wallow in it, or grow.


(As you can tell, I see both points of view on this)


Friday, April 6, 2012

How to Make It Self-Publishing


Last time I talked about author dogma, and how there is a segment of authors who look down on authors who self publish. Well today I am going to give some tips on how to make your book better, and maybe ooze with excellence.

First off, other than writing the book, you have to edit fiercely. There is no compromise on this. You also need to learn how to use a blog, social media, and surround yourself with other wonderful authors. I know authors who have made it big, to the little guy just like me. Don't be a nag, but be friendly. If you can build a relationship with these other writers they will be more likely to help you.
Hire an editor. Someone who not only can help you with grammar, but structure too. Someone who reads a lot. If you want your book to drip with excellence then you have to have an editor. Don't crank out crap. Don't give the dogmatic authors a reason to bitch.

Either learn how to make great book covers, or hire an artist. Either way you should have a photo editor to edit the covers. I have a simple one, but it does the job. Along with 80 some free fonts to choose from. Play with your cover, spend hours obsessing over what looks better. Learn it! You need to make your book look like it drips with excellence before a reader can crack it open. If I see a book with a lame cover, and I don't know the author, I won't pick it up. The cover represents the story, so if the cover is lame, then the story probably is. If you think that a story can still be great with a lame cover, that's great. I will take your word for it :^) I use photo scape and gimp.

Read up on marketing. On publishing. On editing. What do agents, editors, publishers look for? What do they want? Even if you publish only through self pub, write it, and produce it as if you were doing so for a huge publisher. Just because you are the CEO of your book doesn't warrant crap. Make it glorious! Give those dogmatic authors a reason to eat crow.

Being a success in writing is not something that blossoms overnight. It didn't blossom overnight for JK Rowling or Stephanie Meyer. Criticism aside, they are both authors who worked to get where they are at today. Or Amanda Hocking, she worked so very hard. And they got it easy. There are authors who don't become famous or well off until after ten, maybe twenty years of writing. Your best chance is to stick with it, be patient, handle rejection with mature composure, keep reading in both fiction and non-fiction, and by God, KEEP WRITING! And keep learning your craft. A writer is a perpetual student.
You want to be a great author, it will take everything you have for the rest of your life. For us crazy authors, it is a fiery passion that never stops burning. For the wannabes, they just can't hack the commitment. If you want to write great books, ask yourself, “How bad do you want it?” You want it bad enough, you will keep at it.

Here are some helpful links for those of you wanting to self publish, you don't have to read any of these, but I would suggest that you do:


25 things-you-should-know-about-self-publishing, nothing else, read Chuck Wendig's blog posts. He's a freaking genius
http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2011/08/30/25-things-you-should-know-about-self-publishing/


Self Publishing Sites

http://www.foliumbookstudio.com/


https://www.smashwords.com/about/supportfaq#Publishing


http://blog.smashwords.com/2011/09/how-to-self-publish-ebook-with.html

Stock pictures, you will need to pay for them if you want material for covers
http://www.shutterstock.com/


Free photo-editors

http://www.photoscape.org/ps/main/index.php


http://gofree.com/download/Windows-Software/Graphic-Design/gimp.php


Free fonts for covers
http://www.fontsquirrel.com/


Professional Artist For Hire, in case you want to spend your cover money on custom art

Gary McCluskey
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1258952827

Justin T Coons
http://www.facebook.com/justintcoons

Robert Elrod

http://www.facebook.com/robertelrod


On Editing

http://jamigold.com/2011/03/a-perfectionists-guide-to-editing-4-stages/


Social Media Jedi
http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/


Further Reading

http://jakonrath.blogspot.com/2011/03/guest-post-by-john-locke.html


http://writeitforward.wordpress.com/